licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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(via t0ewsface)

violasarecool:

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

(via sassyninja7)

I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships.

-Neil Hilborn (via sugarpumpkin)

(via bigzeeandlittleme)

unspilt:

If you can’t think of a present to give to your boyfriend, just give him a blowjob.

(Source: resights, via t0ewsface)

official-nhl:

daveedgamboa:

Proper goalie bathroom mirror selfie.

#isitoctoberyet?